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Bunker Monkey

by The Shorts

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1.
Well I knocked off, hung my boots up And I'm never pulling them down I decided, my world collided With the worst people around So gimme something, a little something That I can hang my hat on The only thing that keeps me going Is the fact I'm not wrong It's a sick joke, I saw it coming I cast the line and took the bait While I was busy, while I was running I turned into what I hate
2.
One million no shows, forgotten drop zones The family doesn't visit nowadays Holding the baby, got to be crazy To think that things are ever gonna change And I recall, as I retrace my steps I've been here before, But what happens next? Shotgun fever, with the bang bang bang Guess it's Ladies night in Woomelang Out in the main drag, printed in the local rag You could shoot a cannon and never hit a soul Donovan's towing service, could never hurt us Thank god we found the rock 'n roll
3.
Wall St 02:36
It has been said That these are trying times Put your house on it But don't dare shut your eyes And at the end Of this complete mess up I extend my hand And wish you the best of luck So lock and load, we're going to go To the world's biggest party Put on your dinner suit, those headkicking boots Yeah we're crashing Wall Street And now your stocks, are beginning to fall And all your shares, are about to hit the wall Ah huh, the time I needed you most, Was the time that you went home And now you say, things are back to normal But how could that be? I've got to see this for myself
4.
Your party sucks And your music sucks And your liquor sucks It's all a bit too much, for little ol' me And the barman got my order wrong And the toilet line's a mile long And the DJ's playing shit songs Maybe I got the address wrong? No your party sucks And your women suck And your craft beer sucks It's all a bit too much, for little ol' me
5.
Silo 02:09
5 AM roll outta bed, time to do this dance again 50 carts out on the track, 50 bucks straight in the back Cricket's on the radio, B Double ready to unload The mercury's hit 38 At the end of the horizon, a million dollar view Business men are smiling, it's too good to be true On a black and white television next to the railroad I'll be sweating myself dry, down at the silo Can you hear that driving beat? Going on at break neck speed That's what hammers in my head That's what's making me go deaf So don't go acting like it's clear Like you've got any fucking idea What's going on out in the west
6.
The Judge 01:16
How did you get to be the judge? Get to be the Boss? Get to be the one, calling all the shots In the one horsest of towns, One road in and one road out How did you get to be the mayor? Sitting on a stool, holding all the cards Making all the rules There's no money there's no plan It's just one of those things That we'll never understand How did you get to be the Sarge? You never got a kick, yeah you had a little flair And you like to have a drink 40 years have past, not a thing has changed No one can remember, no one can explain How you came to be The Judge How did you get to be The Judge
7.
I got my house on Lenny The Shark 22 wins from 31 starts 200 thousand dollars on the nose There was a time when I might've cared About getting myself in the red But I stopped caring a long, long time ago Can you hear sound? That's the sound of my heart breaking I just think about the money I'm making There for the taking now Man I've lost count Of the times I've bitten my tongue Held the breathe escaping my lungs Whenever you're around Cause everyone I know Is married or dead There's no strings to this bow I'll never get ahead
8.
Do you remember 20 years ago Everyone came out to the show Target Market, happening scene Retrospect whatever that means Cause I can't recall what I'm doing this for It's been so long, I can't remember anymore Would you like to join me? In obscurity Cause I don't know why I do this anymore Now the rivals wanna know, why I'm saying I have to go I'm tired of being up on that stage, trying to relive the glory days Gone, yeah they're all gone Time to move on, Time to move on
9.
Here Forever 01:52
I've been here forever, pouring your drinks with a smile And hoping one day you'll remember my name Yeah I've been here forever, walking the same old mile And killing the time by counting the days But I've been here forever, tying the loose ends together And hoping nobody notices it Cause I've been here forever, and I'll be here forever So please don't make this worse than it already is I've been here forever, keeping myself together By doing the same shit over again Yeah I've been here forever, and I'll be here forever So please don't remind me who I should've been

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released September 4, 2018

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